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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time



He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .... We don't know; it has never happened.


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . .. They already have boyfriends.


I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . .. A widow.


He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Posted By: Devon Marshall
Tuesday, June 30th 2009 at 12:32PM
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